Whod you bang
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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