Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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