Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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