yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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