so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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