every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
She announced her abortion via fbk
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Randomize
