Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
