i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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