Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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