the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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