Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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