It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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