Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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