i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
This is classic penis vs brain.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I could fuck to npr.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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