Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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