he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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