Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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