It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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