we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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