He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I wish there were birth control emojis
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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