I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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