Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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