its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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