My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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