maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Randomize
