yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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