hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he shaved USA in his pubs
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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