It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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