What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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