dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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