Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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