Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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