no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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