just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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