Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
ok first of all what the fuck
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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