No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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