Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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