i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
