So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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