I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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