Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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