Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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