Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Rumble strips road head = magical
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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