apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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