what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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