I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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