Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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