So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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