Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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