Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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