We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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