2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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