Barsexuality is the new black.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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