Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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