Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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